Hey Hey!!  so after literally punching the office lifestyle in the chest, and ripping its heart out.. GET THIS!!! ….

This week I applied for a permanent job within my team!!  yes indeed, i’ve gone against everything i stood for and am looking to join the corporate magnet!  what a sell out i hear u say.. what a fraud.. what a phoney.. LOSER.. where’s shmeim’s credibility???

ok ok so before u close down your browser and delete Suburban Shmeim from your favourites, hear me out will u!  to bring some credibility to my complete lack of credibility i must now argue in favour of the enemy..

so shmeim.. since when did delivery targets become so important?  well to be honest they didnt.  i mean dont get me wrong.. im a perfectionist, and i always try hard at work (except on a Friday after 3pm) .. but let me assure u my nose is turned up towards corporate life more than ever before.. its just.. and i really wish i didnt have to say this.. but sometimes in life selling out is the right option.

hey.. lets face facts.. we all need cash to make things happen, and if youve travelled too much like me and your bank balance has a little negative sign next to it, then you’ve got to be real and sort it out!  and thats what im doing.. im selling out briefly with a view to investing in the future.. gonna lie low.. save some cash.. make the cv look pleasing for the next time i need to sell out.. and inbetween im gonna do something great.. like move to london in search of a new adventure, meet people full of energy, and open myself up to a 1000 new worlds in one big city!!

now thats worth selling out for isnt it?!!  stay tuned.. suburban shmeim still has a whole host of suburban tales to tell until then..